Funny nicknames parents use for their kids private parts.

Genitalia is funny.

And it can be the dinosaur in the room when we have to talk about it, especially when it’s our own kids’ genitalia. But while there are arguments for the proper usage of terminology (i.e. safety, psychological impact, body image, etc…), we just can’t seem to help ourselves from coming up with silly nicknames for their relevant body parts whether we’re relieving diaper rash, wiping a poopy bottom or pointing our little boys in the direction of the toilet bowl.

Here are some of the funniest we’ve heard:

1. Hoohah & the Tally wacker

2. Woo & the big Stick

3. Tulip & the Clicker

4. Scootie & People doodle

5. Suzie & Bug

6. Under carriage & Johnson

7. Cooties & Peanut

8. Pudge & Mr. Who-dilly

9. Biscuit & Winkie

10. Carrot & Mountain

11. Nina & Weenis

12. Dangly Bits & Mr. Winkie

13. Tu-tus & Pee-tails

14. Pek-pek & Ti-ti

15. Hootey hoo & Nay-Nay

16. Pickle & Pookie

17. Pot-pot-potties & Pee-pee

18. Willy & Foo- Fi

19. Indoor & Outdoor plumbing

20. And finally, my personal favorites: J-J & Penisaurus Rex

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Brent
3 yearss ago

During bath time, I've often referred to my daughters' private parts as their "undercarriage."

Becky Silke
3 yearss ago

From the get go I have always referred to my son's Genitalia as penis, my husband however uses the word wiener when talking to our boy. One late night on a family road trip with his grandma "Neenie" in the back seat next to him the conversation started getting silly and the two words collided. With one loud shout, the word "Piener" was born! Hysterical laughter ensued. "Piener" is still the word of choice and can brings us all to tears of laughter when said at just the right time!!! Gotta love the 9 year old humor we all find funny~

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